[Verse 1]
Are you a rocker?
A finger-popper?
A tidily-bopper?
Tell me now, do you Dip, do you 'Doo?
Or, are you smoother?
Are you a groover?
Do you like to get high?
Do you try to be cool?

[Chorus: Betty, Roddy & backup singers]
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Havin' fun?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(I'm Roddy, I love to party!)

[Verse 2]
Are you a hustler?
A uniform-dodger?
Is your best friend Paranoia?
Tell me now, are you a street-n***a?
Or, are you stable?
A nine-to-five fella?
Do you use a napkin?
At your dinner table?
[Chorus: Betty, Roddy & backup singers]
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Havin' fun?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(I eat 'em with my finicky fingers)

[Verse 3]
Are you a player?
A slick, chickie-layer?
Do you lay 'em by the pairs?
Tell me now, do you lay 'em by the dozen?
Or, are you straighter?
A little less jiver?
Are you easy to please?
Can one lady satisfy ya?

[Chorus: Betty, Roddy & backup singers]
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Havin' fun?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(I lay 'em by the dirty dozen)
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Havin' fun?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(Whoo! I'm Connie, I love to party!)

(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Havin' fun?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(Ostrich egg, all the time, all the time, all the...!)

(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Havin' fun?
(Are ya, are ya, are ya)
Gettin' kicked off?
(Ostrich egg, all the time, all the time, all the...!)