John Kander
All That Jazz
[CASSANDRA]
Come on, babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that Jazz
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
The piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that Jazz

[NYADA Dance Students]
Skidoo!

[CASSANDRA]
And all that Jazz

[NYADA Dance Students]
Hotcha! Whoopee!

[CASSANDRA]
And all that jazz
[NYADA Dance Students]
Ha! Ha! Ha!

[RACHEL]
Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz
I hear the Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz
Hold on, hon'
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug
In case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
To do that Jazz!

[CASSANDRA]
Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose
And all that Jazz

[RACHEL]
Right up here
Is where I store the juice
And all that Jazz
[CASSANDRA]
Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I bet you luck Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
To all that Jazz?

[RACHEL]
Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake

[RACHEL with NYADA Dance Students]
And all that jazz

[CASSANDRA]
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break

[CASSANDRA with NYADA Dance Students]
And all that jazz

[RACHEL]
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood will curdle

[NYADA Dance Students]
If she'd hear her baby's squeal
[CASSANDRA]
For all

[RACHEL]
That

[CASSANDRA & RACHEL]
Jazz
All that Jazz

[CASSANDRA (NYADA Dance Students)]
Come on, babe (Oh!)
Why don't we paint the town? (You're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake)
And all that Jazz (And all that Jazz)

[RACHEL (NYADA Dance Students)]
I'm gonna rouge my knees (Oh!)
And roll my stockings down (She's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break)
And all that Jazz (And all that Jazz)

[CASSANDRA (NYADA Dance Students)]
Start the car (Show...)
I know a whoopee spot (Her where to park her girdle)
Where the gin is cold (Oh!)
But the piano's hot (Her mother's blood'd curdle)

[RACHEL (NYADA Dance Students)]
It's just a noisy hall (If she'd hear)
Where there's a nightly brawl (Her baby's queer)

[RACHEL]
And all that

[NYADA Dance Students]
Jazz

[CASSANDRA]
No, I'm no one's wife

Rachel:
But oh, I love my life

[CASSANDRA & RACHEL (with NYADA Dance Students)]
And all that Jazz!
That Jazz!