[EMCEE]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, étranger, stranger
Glücklich zu sehen, je suis enchanté
Happy to see you
Bleibe, reste, stay
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

(spoken)
Meine Damen und Herren, mesdames et messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Guten Abend, bonsoir, good evening!
Wie geht's? Comment ça va? Do you feel good? Yeah, I bet you do. 
Ich bin euer Conférencier; je suis votre compère
I am your host!
Und sagen

(sung)
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

(spoken)
Leave your troubles outside! So, life is disappointing? Err? Forget it! We have no troubles here!
Here life is beautiful. The girls are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful!

[Orchestra plays.]
You see? I told you the orchestra was beautiful!
And now presenting the Cabaret Girls!
Rosie! Rosie is so called because of the color of her cheeks
LuLu! Oh, you like LuLu? Huh, yeah? Well, too bad, so does Rosie
Frenchie! You know I like to order Frenchie on the side
Mmm hmm. On your side Frenchie! Just kidding. 
Texas! Yes, Texas is from America! Mmm hmm. But she's a very cunning linguist!
Fritzie! Oh, Fritzie, would you stop that? Already this week we have lost two waiters, a table, and three bottles of champagne up there like this. 
And Helga! Helga is the baby. I'm like a father to her, mmm hmm. So when she's bad, I spank her. And she's very, very, very, very, very, very bad. 
Rosie, LuLu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie, and Helga
Each and every one a virgin. 
You don't believe me, hmm?
Well, don't take my word for it. 
Go ahead, try Helga. 

Outside it is winter but in here it's so hot, ooh. Every night we have to battle with the girls to keep them from taking off all of their clothings. So don't go away. Who knows?
Tonight we may lose the battle!

[KIT KAT GIRLS]
Wir sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!

[EMCEE, spoken]
We are here to serve you!
And now presenting the Cabaret Boys!
Here they are!
Bobby! Victor!
Or is it
Victor! And Bobby!
You know, there's only really one way to tell the difference
I'll show you later
Hans! Oh Hans, baby, go easy on the sauerkraut
Herman. You know the funniest thing about Herman?
There's nothing funny about Herman!
And, finally, the toast of Mayfair, Fräulein Sally Bowles!
[SALLY, spoken]
Hello, darlings!

[EMCEE]
Bleibe, reste, stay!

[ENSEMBLE]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

[EMCEE, spoken]
That's Victor

[ENSEMBLE]
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret
Und sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, étranger, stranger

[EMCEE, spoken]
Hello, stranger

[ENSEMBLE]
Glücklich zu sehen, je suis enchanté

[EMCEE, spoken]
Enchanté, Madame
[ENSEMBLE]
Happy to see

[EMCEE, spoken]
You!
Bleibe, reste, stay!

[ENSEMBLE]
Wir sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, étranger, stranger
Glücklich zu sehen, je suis enchanté
Happy to see you
Bleibe, reste, stay!

[EMCEE]
Wir sagen

[ENSEMBLE]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!

[EMCEE, spoken]
Thank you!
Bobby, Victor, Hans, Herman, Rosie, LuLu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie, Helga, Sally and me!
Welcome to the Kit Kat Klub!