John Kander
Blue Crystal
[ANNA, spoken]
Alright, Dino, where've you been? It's been three days this time...

[DINO]
Was it three days?
Only three days?
That's amazing

[ANNA, spoken]
What the hell are you talkin' about?

[DINO]
All that way
In three days?
That's amazing

[ANNA, spoken]
Quit turning things around, will you?

[DINO]
I only went because of you
I went to buy you something beautiful
It was a long exhausting trip
But I figured you were worth it

Still
Only three days
That's perfectly amazing
[ANNA, spoken]
Alright, I'll bite! Where've you been?

[DINO]
I've been t to the moon and back
And you know what they've got up there?
Blue crystal

[ANNA, spoken]
That's very poetic, Dino, and it's beautiful. But where'd you buy it? What store? Come on

[DINO, spoken]
Can't just walk into a store and buy something like this, you got to know somebody!

[ANNA, spoken]
Oh, I know who you know, so who do you know?

[DINO]
I met a man on the moon
Who sits around all day
And he shapes
Blue crystal

He's got a furnace and a blower
And a mallet and a chisel
And he shapes
Blue crystal
So I said, "I want a present
For a very special lady
That you can't find in a store"
So he sold me eight goblets
And there aren't any more
In the whole wide world!

Yes I've been to the moon...

[ANNA, spoken]
Oh, Dino!

[DINO]
And I brought you back
Blue crystal

[ANNA, spoken]
I'm pregnant, Dino

[DINO, spoken]
Why d'you think I went all the way to the moon and back to get you these?