[EMCEE, spoken]
So, you see, everybody in Berlin has a perfectly marvelous roommate
Some people have two people!

[LULU]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!

[BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
Two ladies

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
Two ladies

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
And I'm the only man
Ja!

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
I like it

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
They like it

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
This two for one
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[LULU & BOBBY]
Two ladies
[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[LULU & BOBBY]
Two ladies

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[LULU & BOBBY]
And he's the only man

[EMCEE]
Ja!

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[LULU]
He likes it

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[BOBBY]
We like it
[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[LULU & BOBBY]
This two for one

[BOBBY]
I do the cooking

[LULU]
And I make the bed

[EMCEE]
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread
But we've one thing in common

[LULU]
He

[EMCEE]
She

[BOBBY]
Und me

[LULU]
The key

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee

[BOBBY]
The key

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee
The key

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!

[ALL]
Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!

[EMCEE]
We switch partners daily
To play as we please

[LULU & BOBBY]
Twosies beats onesies

[EMCEE]
But nothing beats threes
I sleep in the middle

[LULU]
I'm left

[BOBBY]
Und I'm right

[EMCEE]
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee de
Two ladies
Beedle-dee, dee dee de

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee de
Two ladies
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee
Und he's the only man

[ALL]
Ja!

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
I like it!

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
They like it!

[LULU & BOBBY]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[ALL]
This two for one

[LULU]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee

[LULU & EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee

[ALL]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!

[EMCEE, spoken]
Thank you! Lulu! Bobby! Me!
Oh, I'm so hot now!
Come, my lieblings, upstairs!