[GIRL 1]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
[GIRL 2]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, Beedle dee, deedle dee
Dee!
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
Two ladies
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
Two ladies
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
And I'm the only man
Ja!
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
I like it
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
They like it
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
This two for one
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[GIRLS]
Two ladies
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[GIRLS]
Two ladies
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[GIRLS]
And he's the only man
[EMCEE]
Ja!
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[GIRL 1]
He likes it
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[GIRL 2]
We like it
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[GIRLS]
This two for one
[GIRL 2]
I do the cooking
[GIRL 1]
And I make the bed
[EMCEE]
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread
But we've one thing in common
[GIRL 1]
He
[EMCEE]
She
[GIRL 2]
And me
[GIRL 1]
The key
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee
[GIRL 2]
The key
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee
The key
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
[DANCE]
[ALL]
Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!
[EMCEE]
We switch partners daily
To play as we please
[GIRLS]
Twosies beats onesies
[EMCEE]
But nothing beats threes
I sleep in the middle
[GIRL 1]
I'm left
[GIRL 2]
And I'm right
[EMCEE]
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
Two ladies
Beedle dee, dee dee de
[GIRLS]
Two ladies
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
And he's the only man
[ALL]
Ja!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
I like it
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
They like it!
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee
[ALL]
This two for one
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee
Deedle dee, dee!
[EMCEE, spoken]
Thank you! Lulu! Bobby! And me!!
Oh, I'm so hot now!
Come, my Lieblings, upstairs!