[VELMA]
Whatever happened to fair dealing and pure ethics and nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
Class

[MAMA MORTON]
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?" and, "Yes, thank you," and, "How charming?"
Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
Class

[BOTH]
Oh, there ain't no gentleman to open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now, there's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass
Nobody's got no class

[VELMA & MAMA MORTON]
Whatever happened to old values and fine morals and good breeding?
Now no one even says, "Oops," when they're passing their gas
Whatever happened to class?
Class

Oh, there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use
And any girl'll touch your privates for a deuce
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
Nobody's got no class
All you read about today is rape and theft
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
Nobody's got no class

[MAMA MORTON, VELMA, & BOTH]
Every guy is a snot
Every girl is a twat
Holy shit (Holy shit)
What a shame (What a shame)
What became of class?