[EMCEE]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchant
Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

[EMCEE, spoken]
Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs
Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir, good evening!
We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good?
Do you feel good?
Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere
I am your host!

[EMCEE]
Und sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

[EMCEE, spoken]
Leave you troubles outside!
So - life is disappointing? Forget it!
We (we) have no troubles here!
For here, life is beautiful
The girls are beautiful
Even the orchestra is beautiful!
[EMCEE]
And now presenting the Cabaret Girls!
Rosie!
She smells so sweet, she will make you bleed
Lulu!
She make you a little Lulu? Yes? No? Do I make you a little Lulu?
A little bit? You want to see me get a little bit Lulu?
For a few marks Gentleman anything is possible
Frenchie!

[FRENCHIE]
Bonjour

[EMCEE, spoken]
Frenchie is like a croissant, she's hard and crusty on the outside, but warm and moist on the inside!
Texas!
Texas is from America, and I love a good yank
Fritzie!
Oh, Fritzie, you have to stop with the bending down thing, no please, already we have lost a waiter, two tables and three bottles of champagne up there
Be careful Sir! You could be next!
And last, but not least, Helga!
Helga is my baby, and when she is bad, I spank her
And she's very, very, very, bad!
Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie and Helga!
Each and every one a virgin! You don't believe me?
He doesn't believe me!
Well, don't take my word for it. Go ahead please - try Helga!
Outside it is winter. But here it's so hot
Every night we have to battle with the girls to stop them from taking off all of their clothings
So who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!
[KIT KAT GIRLS]
Wir sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!

[EMCEE]
We are here to serve you!
And now presenting the Cabaret Boys:
Here they are!
Bobby! Victor!
Or is it
Victor! and Bobby?
You see, there's really only one wat to tell the difference
It's the earlobes
Hans, you see Hans here knows 27 different sexual positions
This is a good one
Now he is ready to try this on people
Herman!
Funny thing about Herman is there's absolutely nothing funny about Herman
And, now, presenting, the toast of Mayfair, Fraulein Sally Bowles!

[SALLY]
Hello, darlings! Yes!

[EMCEE]
Bliebe, reste, stay!
[ALL]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Fremde, etranger, stranger

[EMCEE]
Hello, stranger!

[ALL]
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchant

[EMCEE]
Enchante, Madame
Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay!

[ALL]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante
Happy to see you
Bliebe, reste, stay!
Wir sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

[EMCEE]
Thank you!
Bobby, Victor, Hans, Herrman, Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie
Texas, Fritzie, Und Helga!
Welcome to the Kit Kat Klub!