[Verse 1]
Down at the corner, they got a discotheque, oh yeah
The chick's a-groovin'
Straight on the menace good set, oh yeah
When the band start's smokin'
They hop up on the floor, oh yeah
And do the hippest dance you ever saw, oh ho

[Hook]
They were doing the sissy (Yeah yeah)
Sophisticated sissy (Everybody)
Everybody's doing the sissy (Oh yeah)
Sophisticated Sissy (Yeah yeah)

[Verse 2]
Didn't know how to do it, when I first walked in, no no
Hadn't been to a dance, since I don't know when, uh uh
Five sweet girls got a hold of me, oh yeah
Showed me how the sissy's supposed to be
Oh yes they did

[Hook]
They were doing the sissy (Yeah)
Sophisticated sissy (Yeah yeah yeah)
Everybody's doing the sissy (Everybody's doin' it)
Sophisticated Sissy
[Verse 3]
Sophisticated sissy on the sidewalk
Sophisticated sissy in New York
Sophisticated sissy on the West Coast
Sophisticated sissy in Baltimore

[Hook]
They were doing the sissy (Oh oh)
Sophisticated sissy (Yeah yeah yeah)
Everybody's doing the sissy (In Baltimore)
Sophisticated Sissy (On the radio)

[Outro]
Everybody's doin' the sissy (In the corner store)
Sophisticated sissy (Oh how I know)