Tanya Markova
Grand Finals Destination
[Spoken: Cockpit Announcement]
Welcome to Kuhol Airlines
This is Captain Tolelebong speaking
We will [?]
We will
We were [?] to inform you that the flight to Vatican will be delayed for six hours and six minutes due to air traffic congestion
We apologize for the inconvenience
Thank you

[Spoken: Angel/Harlon]
Ahahay, ano ba 'yan? (Argh)
Antay na naman, dili (Grabe, tagal-tagal-tagal)
Naku, ha, dyahe na (Hay naku, ilang oras din 'yan oh)
Naku naman (Oo)

[Spoken: Angel]
'Yung mp3 ko, lowbatt!

[Spoken: Harlon]
Ako nga eh, 'yung mga libro ko eh, 'di ko nadala eh

[Spoken: Angel]
Wala kang kahit anong babasahin?

[Spoken: Harlon]
Wala eh, kahit magazine o ano, wala akong nadala
[Spoken: Angel]
May load ka?

[Spoken: Harlon]
Ah, meron

[Spoken: Angel]
Okay, pahiram na lang ako, pasahan mo'ko, makiki-text-text na lang ako

[Spoken: Harlon]
O, sige, sige, sige

[Spoken: Angel]
O, sige

[Spoken: Harlon]
Gusto mo'ng noodles?

[Spoken: Angel]
Meron?

[Spoken: Harlon]
Oo

[Spoken: Angel]
Sige [fade out]
[Spoken: Cockpit Announcement]
Attеntion
Attention to all passengers bound for Vatican
In a fеw minutes we will be departing
Again, we apologize for the inconvenience
Thank you for choosing Kuhol Airlines
"Fly and fly until you die"
We're looking forward to seeing you in our future flights
Again, this is Captain Tolelebong saying, "Have a good flight"

[Spoken: Harlon/Angel]
Ayun! ('Yan, ayan, bongga!)
Whoo, sa wakas, makakalipad na rin (Oo nga)
Grabe kanina, ang tagal ah
Ahm, alam mo bang first time ko?
Mag-sumakay ng eroplano?

[Spoken: Angel]
Talaga?

[Spoken: Harlon]
Oo, Kaya nga excited na excited ako eh
Pero kinakabahan ako

[Spoken: Angel/Harlon]
Naku, 'wag kang kabahan, ano ka ba
Safe naman dito (Ah, ganun ba)
Masaya
[Spoken: Angel/Unknown]
Teka (Hala)
Nanonood ka ba ng mga movie? (Anong nangyari?)

[Spoken: Harlon]
Ah, oo, movie bop ako eh, marami akong pinapanood

[Spoken: Angel/Unknown]
Talaga? Mga horror? (Hala)

[Spoken: Harlon]
Ah, oo

[Spoken: Angel/Unknown]
Ay, alam mo 'yung "Final Destination" Part One? ([?])

[Airplane crash sounds]

[Spoken: Angel]
Kase 'yung istorya nu'n kase, pa-take off sila sa eroplano, tapos eh biglang sumabog... [fade out]