Let's nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke Seattle
It'll be a vicious bloody battle
Let's nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke Seattle
We'll slaughter em like a bunch of cattle

I wanna see Seattle in flames
Cuz there bands all sound the same
PearlGarden is totally gay
Let's just blow the fuckers away
Seattle gone in a mushroom cloud
I'll push the button and I'll be damn proud

Let's nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke Seattle
It'll be a vicious bloody battle
Let's nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke Seattle
We'll slaughter em like a bunch of cattle

Let's make a crater of the pacific northwest
We'll get Nirvana along with the rest
No more hyped up poseur scene
We'll start all over, wipe the slate clean
It'll be a quick and easy way
To make those stupid fuckers pay
Now that Seattle's out of the way
Let's go fuckin' nuke L.A