[Verse 1]
Joe Cool, back in school
Hangin' 'round the water fountain, playin' the fool
Joe Cool, take it light
If the principal catches you, you out of sight
Take those shades off
Walkin' round the hall

[Verse 2]
Joe Cool, makin' the rounds
Checkin' all the kiddies up and down
Joe Cool, play it straight
If the principal catches you, it's gonna be too late
Yeah
Better learn to add now

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