[Verse 1]
Three men went a-hunting
And something they did find
They came upon a porcupine
And that they left behind
The Irishman said it's a porcupine
And the Scotsman, he said nay
The Welshman said it's a pin cushion
With the pins stuck in the wrong way

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
Three men went a-hunting
And something they did find
They came upon a toad frog
And that they left behind
The Irishman said it's a toad frog
And the Scotsman, he said nay
The Welshman said it's a jay bird
With the feathers worn away

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
Three men went a-hunting
And something they did find
They came upon an outhouse
And that they left behind
The Irishman said it's an outhouse
The Scotsman, he said nay
The Welshman said it's a church house
With the steeple blown away
[Instrumental]

[Verse 4]
Three men went a-hunting
And something they did find
They came upon Norton
And that they left behind
The Irishman said it was Norton
The Scotsman, he said nay
The Welshman said it's the end of the world
Let's go back the other way

[Outro]
The Irishman said it was Norton
The Scotsman, he said nay
The Welshman said it's the end of the world
Let's go back the other way