When it's the President's birthday
Don't sit around and mope
Because we're just observing
Please stay behind the rope
All the former White House residents
Including the present President
Are having a birthday party on this day

There's George, John, Thomas, James
James, John, Andrew and Martin
Tell William, John and James that
The party's almost startin'
Zachary, Millard, Franklin
James and Abraham
Andrew, Ulysses, Rutherford, James
Chester, Grover and Benjamin

For some unknown reason
Grover got elected twice
Though William, Theodore, William
And Woodrow are so nice
Warren, Calvin, Herbert, Franklin
Harry, Dwight and John
Lyndon, Richard, Gerald, Jimmy
Ronald, George and William
They're shaking hands and kissin' babies
Eatin' jelly beans
They dance and they sing
And they send in the Marines
Eatin' cake and watching cable
Passing gifts under the table
When the president's birthday is observed

There's George, John, Thomas, James
James, John, Andrew and Martin
Tell William, John and James that
The party's almost startin'
Zachary, Millard, Franklin
James and Abraham
Andrew, Ulysses, Rutherford, James
Chester, Grover and Benjamin

For some unknown reason
Grover got elected twice
Though William, Theodore, William
And Woodrow are so nice
Warren, Calvin, Herbert, Franklin
Harry, Dwight and John
Lyndon, Richard, Gerald, Jimmy
Ronald, George and William
All the former White House residents
Including the present President
Are having a birthday party on this day