Do you need a man beside you, ha-ha-ha
To supply the love you need?
I'll give you satisfaction
All my work is guaranteed, yes, it is

Do you want someone to love you
Take your hand and be your guide?
Oh, I'm qualified
Take a chance with me

If you want someone to cry to
I will wipe away your tears
If you need someone to lie to
I'll be glad to lend an ear

If you're looking for somebody
To stand by your side
Oh, I'm qualified
Will you take a chance with me, baby?

Uh-huh, it's alright
It's alright

I ain't much on matrimony
All I know is what I've heard
But I'll gladly chance it, baby
If you'd only say the word, yeah
If you need someone to play with
I'll be there by your side, ha-ha-ha
'Cause I'm qualified
Take a chance with me

Oh, lay by your side, baby
And I'm gonna dry, I'll dry your tears
And I'll let you play with me all the time
And now I think that'd make me qualified
Oh, I'm qualified, baby