Richard Cheese
The Star Wars Cantina Parody Song
[Verse 1]
Her name was Leia
She was a princess
With a danish on each ear
And Darth Vader drawing near
So R2-D2, found Ben Kenobi
He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion's hands
So, Luke and Obi-Wan
Had to get to Alderaan
So, they went to Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han
[Chorus]
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars
[Verse 2]
His name was Solo
He was a pilot
With a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide
There with Chewbacca
He was a wookie
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millennium Falcon
Docking Bay 94
Stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber
Now there's an arm on the floor
[Chorus]
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars
[Verse 3]
His name was Yoda
He was a Muppet
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad
Luke kissed his sister
His hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away
Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygiene!
Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine?
[Chorus]
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars
[Outro]
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Star Wars Cantina
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Star Wars Cantina