I've been thirsting for an island vacation
But I can't afford the airline reservation
So I'll use my imagination
To make the trip come true
I'll take a sip or two
Of tropical libation...

I'll take a Chi Chi, to Waikiki
And a Zombie, to Ka'anapaali
I'll use a Mai Tai, to get to Kauai
I'll ride a Hurricane, to Lanikai

I'll drink a Lava Flow
And dream of old Hilo
Make it a Blue Hawaiian
'Cause I'm not in Waimanalo

Oh yes, I guess that I'll just drink to Hawaii
And taste paradise on my lips
Oh well, I think I'll have to drink to Hawaii
Since I can't afford the trips

I'll fly a Pina Colada, to Ala Moana
And a Bahama Mama, to Ka'a'awa
A Planters Punch, to Hanauma Bay
I'll go with Dr. Funk, to the Hana Highway
Thanks to a Scorpion Bowl
I'll see the Halona Blow Hole
And with a Pineapple Passion
I'll meet a gal from Dole

Oh yes, I guess that I'll just drink to Hawaii
And taste paradise on my lips
I think I'll have to drink to Hawaii
Since I can't afford the trips

To Kapalua there's a Puka Puka carrying me
I'll climb Diamond Head with a Daiquiri
I'll sail a Navy Grog to Pearl City
I'll take a Lychee Martini to my Molokini wahine

Oh yes, I guess I'll have to drink to Hawaii
And taste paradise on my lips
I say let's all drink to Hawaii
Since we can't afford the trips
Oh no I can't afford the trips
Since I can't afford the trips
I'll drink to Hawaii