I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

My daddy always told me, "son, you be hard working man"
My ma-ma-mama always told me "son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said:
"Hard work good and hard work fine
But first, take care of head!"

So I smoke two joints when I get up
In the limo, I smoke two joints
I smoke a couple joints when I play video games
And at every ten thousand points
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Yeah!!!
I smoke two joints in the AM
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the evening
It makes me feel all right
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more!