[Intro]
Is Luke Skywalker here? Because he's not on the poster. Anyway, you know he has his own theme song, but not a lot of people know there are lyrics to it. Bobby?

[Verse 1]
Luke Skywalker is standing
On the hill looking at those two setting suns
He wants to transmit his application to the Academy
But his uncle is cranky and won't let him
Oh, no Luke! Look out it's Darth Vader! No!

[Verse 2]
Here comes Darth Vader, he's really really bad!
He can choke you from across the room and also he's your dad!
He's wearing black and his lightsaber is red!
And underneath that helmet is a really freaky head!

[Outro]
Have you seen his head? I saw pictures on TMZ, so pale! Darth, four words: spray tan, spray tan!
That guy is so white he's got a Trump bumper sticker on his Imperial Star Destroyer!
Thank you

Ow, Star Wars, those near and far wars!
Alright, I need a drink