I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me cause they'd like my behind
I cannot love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

Oh, come on and kick me
I said oh, come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's...

I've got my hash pipe

[Piano solo]

I said, whoa... Frank Feta kick me
Huh - uh - uh
I said, whoa, come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big cheese...

I've got my hash pipe