Don't look so sly as you glide by
Don't look so down, unfrown that frown
Don't kill no Bill, no people who
Are probably only muddling through
A bad day just like you

Shrug off your pain, you'll be right as rain
Don't kick when you can't win
Kick off your shoes and sing...

Look at what you've got
In your hotpants you look hot
Like Mary Tyler Moore
With a smile you keep obscure

Unpop that pill, don't crack that gun
You're spoiling everybody's fun
By shooting everyone

Don't kill no Bill, no people who
Are probably only muddling through
A bad day just like you

And I've been down and I've been had
And it looks bad but it's not so bad
Don't pop no pill, you'll make it through
I know you will, I believe in you

Love is all you need, you will succeed
Swagger when you walk, let the hotpants talk

Unpop that pill, don't crack that gun
You're spoiling everybody's fun
By shooting everyone