Professor Cheekbone
Is your uncle
Living underground
In a bunker
He's a poser
He's a theorem
He's an answer
To no question

He's got a girlfriend
She's always dressed the same
In a white shirt
With a white brain
It's just the outcome
Of a system
He's an abstract
He's a pot freak

He's a wise guy
She gives him deep throat
She's a gay boy
Life's a cabaret
When you're a wild thing
I'm a victim
Of the glycerine
In the system
He's an idol
He's an idiot
He's a gumshoe
In a black tie
He's a criminal
With a flash car
And the cash flow
It's subliminal

Professor Cheekbone
Is your uncle
Living underground
In a bunker
He's a wise guy
She gives him deep throat
She's a gay boy
Life's a cabaret
When you're a wild thing
I'm a victim
Of the glycerine
In the system

He's a poser
He's a theorem
He's an answer
To no question