Strewf!
What is it to ya
If it's better all the time?
And strewf
And wouldn't it kill ya
If you smiled from time to time?

God's truth!
It's ruddy peculiar
Ow yer fink that mog's a crime!
Gor Yoof!
They wasted it on ya
It's a bliimmy waste of mind

Ya, poof!
I wouldn't be flegged to see you drubbling down the tribby line!
Aw poof!
I wouldn't be begged to see you scrubbing down from time to time

Strewf!
Who'd put it past a plastic person
Tugging on the larmey jacket?
Strewf!
Spilled all yer elly kippens darlin
Porrocked 'em over yer ciggy packet
Strewf!
Gor strewf!

Bless!
Yer in for an orrocking barney
Golluming up like Puss-in-the-Mud
Gor bless!
A gizzard-faced kippery cop
A scatterin scump'ry billery cod

Bless!
Look out for the krovvy huts
That fritter the wakes of the trives away
Gore bless!
Look out of the Pearly Pranner
Who walks the Harringay

Strewf!
Devil take the hinderstocking
The bottom balloonery brack in the man
Gor strewf!
Away with the lot of the yer
And never come totterham back

Who'd put it past a plastic person
Tugging on the larmey jacket
Spilled all yer elly kippens darlin
Porrocked 'em over yer ciggy packet