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"Icek Judko"

Hard disk, coat hanger, deck shoes, record-player
The complete works of Sir Walter Scott
Bubblewrap, sleeping bag, underwear
PG Tips, Macbook Air

Wireless mouse, polythene house
Mechanical lung, tatami dust
Nail-clippers, scuba flippers
Egg-whisk, cheese-grater
Hello Kitty pregnancy test

Egg-whisk, cheese-grater
Mixer, chick peas
Lodger in original sleeve
c*nt colouring book
Icek Judko

Who would be intelligent
When they could be stupid?
Who would follow Apollo
When they could follow Cupid?
Who would be a poet, mate
When they could be fake
Who would act correctly
When they could make mistakes?

Hard disk, coat hanger, deck shoes, record-player
The complete works of Sir Walter Scott
Bubblewrap, sleeping bag, underwear
PG Tips, Macbook Air
Wireless mouse, polythene house
Mechanical lung, tatami dust
Nail-clippers, scuba flippers
Egg-whisk, cheese-grater
Hello Kitty pregnancy test

Who would be generous
When they could be mean?
Who would be an Einstein
When they could all be Mr Bean?
Who would be a prophet, mate
When they could be a loss?
You can stay a scobberlotcher
We couldn't give a toss
Icek Judko

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