Momus
If Alcohol Enters
Our boss, Kakaricho, is a pain
He treats a human being like a machine
But, ah, if alcohol enters
A surprising theater will begin!

We are a responsible humans
Staff members of the Sakura Corporation
But, ah, if alcohol enters
A surprising theater will begin!

We perform a clumsy acrobatic acts
Breathe fire like legendary dragon, kirin
Feel loyalty for even Sakura Corporation
Would be good, we were drunk all the time
Would be good, we were drunk all the time

Late night on a crowded subway train
Dishonorable thoughts of passed-out women
We are a population in decline
But, ah, if alcohol enters
Re-population may begin!

Feel it burn as it enters you
Sake or shochu, a surprising theater begins
Making everything fine
Would be good we were drunk all the time!
Would be good we were drunk all the time!