Be the Me, the Me you always wanted
The Me the new philosophy has made
Cut the old outdated Me to little pieces
With the free included Stanley blade

Put Your Kids a Block Ahead of Black Kids
Learn the Lucky Habits of the Wrong
Ten Steps to Becoming Your Appalling Landlord
Stop Being Nice and Sing Your Inner Song

The People Power of Positive Delusion
Thinking Big While Growing Fat Alone
Discover the Potential of Your Great Confusion
Simple Steps to Thinking With a Bone

Stop Worrying and Start Loving Your Poisons
Don't Be What You Are, a Loser Dog
The Clinchfart of the Bully and the Staggerdance of Death
The Monk Who Crashed His Lexus into God

Be the Me, the Me you always wanted
The Me the new philosophy has made
Cut the old outdated Me to little pieces
With the free included Stanley blade