Who wants one of those girls everyone wants?
We love loving the girls nobody wants
Those girls are beautiful in the eyes of the few
That's the kind of beauty we want to do

Don't go to one of those shows where everyone goes
Because everyone says it'll be a great show
We go, go to the shows where nobody goes
A horrible noise is horribly great if you're in the know

If you don't understand, we don't explain
If you're cottoning on, time to move on!

When we say "bad" we're speaking in code, we really mean good
When we say "good", we're speaking in code, and we really mean bad
But as soon as it's "bad" that usually means that we like it again
This is a wonderful game that can go on and on

If you don't understand, we don't explain
If you're cottoning on, time to move on!