Oh no that's a blinder
At the watercooler
Scandal of an actor
Cancel another dancer
Oh no, what a low blow
Under the volcano

Vote for Mr Freaky?
Are you trying to tweak me?
Oh wow, it's the stars now
Cancel their guitars now

Wait boy it's the climate
Wait boy it's the violence
Wait boy it's the virus
Waiting to destroy us

Oh wow, it's the actors
Cancel another dancer
Keep it in your pants, boy
We police romance, boy

Gee whiz, hackeroo time
Some kid nailed for sexcrime
Oh wow what a freakshow
Under the volcano
Wait boy it's the climate
Wait boy it's thе violence
Wait boy it's the virus
Waiting to dеstroy us

What, is this the sky now
Falling on our heads now?
Or just some dictator
Coming to take us over?
Welcome to the peepshow
Under the volcano

Wait boy it's the climate
Wait boy it's the violence
Wait boy there's a sideshow
Under the volcano