I died last night, eh eh
Tripped over my own shoe laces
I broke my spine
Fell on the sidewalk
And I landed on my face

And I thought
What a way to go
After all I've seen
Can't just press Undo
I've become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I'm a zombie me

Tried to say "Hi"
But all of my earthly charm had gone
She floated by
So distracted with
The sound of her own cell phone

I said, "Go ahead and walk away
I have all I need!"
Now I speak with all the eloquence of livestock
I've become a zombie me
Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I'm a zombie me

We got some zombies comin' out the ground
We goin' pound for pound without a cleric around
Become a zombie, be cool like Fonzie
I know you wanna get on me when I say Come on, Archie
Let's go see Vigo, ask some people that he know
I got Ghostbusters 2 in the queue on the TiVo
I got a fever for the flavor of a human brain
And all the zombies in the house say Ohhhh
And all the zombies in the house say Eh Eh Oh

Yeah

What a way to go
After all I've seen
Can't just press Undo
I've become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I'm a zombie me
Now we're recruiting new meat
As we march to the beat
Now the army's complete
I'm a zombie me