[Verse]
I was just minding my business
When some aliens came down and did this
They picked me up with a laser
Turn you boy in a space age major *woop*
They said, "Take me to your leader"
So I took em to my homie justin bieber
After he performed his procedure
They all got affected with the fever *woop*
Send me down back to earth quickly
Made a promise they will come back to get me
I try to tell my mama she won’t get me
Call a doctor told em get this boy quick please *uhh*
Sure enough they came back
Ship's so big turn the sky straight black
They like old school music from way back
We in the mother ship listen to 8-tracks
Walk! Walk! they took me to they planet
I even got them to meet the big homie that ran it
They had houses and cars make a granite
They started talking but I could not understand it
Woah zeina ziga ah reina
I looked him in her eyes say I don’t know what you meana
Oh, ok, I haven’t been here before
Yeah I need to start talking slow
They say ok, here we go
Ziggy ro
Ohh, so means you’re the best bro
We brought you up here ‘cause it’s so so dough
I got a it's chick alien to translate it
Next thing you know I learned the whole language
Whoop, zigga zi zinga zi zailor
Translation: we love you maejor
Ziga ah zig rica bling blinga
Translation: you’re my favorite singer
Whoop, I swear their culture is strange y’all
They hate rappers here on earth with the same flow
So that means they like me, they love me
They got alot of statues built around the whole city of me just trust me
Ziga, ziga, ziga ziga ziga
That means: look here earth boy
I ain't playin I kill
Once they started gettin violent that mean I had to go
Told em drop me off by the crib but first I ride it slow
They say co cool cool co but really they said zigga zo zing zo zo
That mean cool, they took to mother ship and they parked it in the deep
And then they got robbed ‘cause it’s real off in the streets
[Outro]
That’s the story of my abduction
True story y’all
Ok, a kind of true story