Tonight I'm the last man on Earth
And there's a big, big moon
Return to me from a great distance
We'll go to the dance in the lobby
Like the last two lovers on Earth

Since you left I cleaned up the glass
And I was so careful
That I have no cuts to speak of
No one to lie to if I did

Tonight I'll tie one on real good
Just like the last man on Earth would
If he was left with a secret

It's the very last bottle on Earth
Might as well get my money's worth
"Can I have everybody's attention?"
"Can I have everybody's attention?"
"Can I have everybody's attention?"
Laughs the loudest drunk on Earth

My love is all eagles and tigers
Bald eagles and saber-tooth tigers
My love is either endangered or gone
But your love was a newborn
I never seen the likes
Your love was something newborn
And it changed everything
Tonight I'll tie one on real good
Just like the last man on Earth would
If he never got to say "Sorry, my sweet girl"

Deaf, dumb, and alone
In the cool airport
I am standing - barely
My lips still parted towards
The last, last kiss on Earth

Tonight I'll tie one on real good
Just like the last man on Earth would
If he had to go back to the crowd

Tonight I'm the last man on Earth
And there's a big, big moon