He's a Human Tornado!
Mules'es kicked me an didn't bruise my hide
Rattlesnakes'es bit me they just crawled off an died
I handcuffed*, lightnin' and split the raging sea!
I don't want no dilapidated seep sappin (?) pigeon-toed'ed, cross eyed'ed, bow-legged sonnuvaguns a messin' with me
I've been known to rise up, but I'll cool down later..
I'm the bad motor scooter, I'm the Human Tornad'a!
I picked up the rock and killed the giant Goliath!
Beat Nero's ass for setting Rome on fire
I've got lions, elephants roosting in the trees

I don't want no dilapidated see-sappin(?), pigeon-toed'ed, cross-eyed'ed, bow-legged sonnuvaguns a messin' with me

I've been known to rise up
But I'll cool down later
I'm the bad motor scooter
I'm the Human Tornado!