Find Mr. Zeebedee
Kind Mr. Zeebedee
Here's, where, he said he be
But there's only an empty chair

Ladies and gentlemen
We'll, sing, the hymn again
He, should, be here by then
So that we can present
The honour that's meant
For him

As you all know, for many years
He's seen us come and go
When we return
To see the face
Of every boy
Would bring him joy

Kind Mr. Zeebedee
Kind Mr. Zeebedee
Here's, where, he said he be
So that we can present
The honour that's meant
For him
How can you paint
A janitor
In colours of a saint
Nevertheless
You'd fill a book
With the good he's done
For everyone

Here's Mr. Zeebedee
Cheers for Mr. Zeebedee
We've waited patiently
And we found him in time. for tea

Now Mr. Zeebedee
All, that, remains for me
Is, to, present to you
This token of
The college's worth
For you

(Thank you, thank you very much, bonjour, carry on, I'm very moved)

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