Here I go again, crawling round the floor on my hands and knees
Drooling at the mouth, howling like dog, mad with disease
Play with me, let's play dead, hide and seek under the bed
Here I go again, making puppy dog eyes, just eager to please

Be my valentine, be my valentine, be my valentine
Let me, let me, let me be your dog

Here I go again, digging in the dirt, chasing after sticks
Tease me with treats, make me sit and beg, make me show you tricks
Play with me, let's play ball, pull the paw??? from my ball
Here I go again, give the dog a bone and I'll give you a lick

Be my valentine, be my valentine, be my valentine
Let me, let me, let me be your dog

Put me on leash, take me for a walk, I'll be a good boy
Feel me, need me, love me, treat me like a dog
I want you to be, I need you to

Be my valentine, be my valentine, be my valentine
Let me, let me, let me be your dog
Be my valentine, be my valentine, be my valentine
Let me, let me, let me be your dog