Zach Sherwin
F-Bombs
[Intro]
I don't like getting this worked up
But sometimes these MCs just push me too far
And I need to drop some rhymes to blow off a little steam
Yo!

[Verse 1]
Rappers bring beef 'til I feel like I'm being smothered in heifers
You need to stop effing with me, mother-effers!
Look, you got that stale style that's never pleasant
While mine is so fresh that it's effervescent
Burning me in effigy? I recommend you quit
I'm a real man! You're weak and effeminate
I want to show you things from my perspective
'Cause I'm in effect, and you're ineffective!
I am the hottest, top-shelf, amazing
You should be more modest and self-effacing
Step to me, you'll get stepped on
You belong in Battle Rap Musical, with Zac Efron!
Learn a thing or two and stop confrontin' me
With your inefficient ephemeral effrontery
Haters, take your last breath
You'll get an A for effort
But your final grade? F!

[Spoken]
Aw, that felt good
But I think that in order to really clear out all that rage
I gotta run that verse down again
This time with the F-bombs back in it!
Yo!
[Verse 2]
Rappers bring beef ‘til I feel like I'm being smothered in heifers
You need to stop fucking with me, motherfuckers!
You got that stale style that's never pleasant
While mine is so fresh that it's fuck-ervescent
Burning me in fuck-igy? I recommend you quit
I'm a real man! You're weak and fuck-eminate
I want to show you things from my perspective
Cause I'm in fuck-ect, and you're in-fuck-ective!
I am the hottest, top-shelf, amazing
You gotta be more modest and self-fuck-facing
Step to me, you'll get stepped on
You belong in Battle Rap Musical, with Zac Fuck-ron!
Learn a thing or two and stop confrontin' me
With your in-fuck-icient fuck-emeral fuck-frontery
Haters take your last breath...
You'll get an A for fuck-ort
But your final grade? Fuck!