Hi, folks, pals, chums!
My hopes, morale, and thumbs
Are as high as those come
(Why?)
'Cause I wrote an album
And it's done! All wrapped up
Thirteen fresh amazing joints
And the record is called “Rap!”
Yup: the title ends with an exclamation point
Which bee-tee-dubs
Puts it in an elite club
Of records I think are the bee's knees:
“Help!” by the Beatles
“Do You Want More?!!!??!” by the Roots
And “The In Sound From Way Out!” by the Beasties
Anyhoo, it's a step forward from my debut
Let it play through
And I think you'll think that I've stayed true to myself
Haven't been fickle
Like there is still silly stuff that's whimsical
But I found some substantial things to say too
Yay! Woo!
And now...the part where I ask you to pay. (Boo!)
OK, look:
I post YouTube vids ad-free gladly
So I'm just gonna state that
Now there's a thing you can spend ten bucks on
And it'd be great if you stepped up to the plate
And if you're a supporter
And you pre-order
I will reward ya
I will record a thank-you vid
30 seconds or shorter
But it'll be customized just for ya!
I mean personally tailored
All you gotta do is e-mail your
Receipt once you receive it
From your online music retail store
Now that's for the digital
If you want a physical
You'll get a video
And an additional perk:
An autographed disc that's compact
Order here if you want that
Guys! You'll enjoy this record!
And I'll feel great if you buy it:
Mutual pleasure
It drops June 9th, aka 6/9, like 69:
Mutual pleasure!
Ahh, that's sophomoric humor
You could call it “sophumoric.” (Wow!)
Point is, buy my sophomore album
Of amusing music - "amusic" - now!
“Rap!”