[Verse 1]
Dating is truly of interest to me
I love passion and intimacy and sex and companionship
But all too often I have to abandon ship
Because right now I don't want anything serious
I'm focusing on my career and yes I'll admit it
I can get a little bit skittish when it comes to commitment
But the last girl I dated was different
I didn't pull away or get distant
And the reason I didn't hesitate or get freaked
Was cause on our first date she told me
She was moving away in eight weeks
So there was no pressure, I knew we both knew it wasn't forever
And I didn't feel like a deer in the headlights
And I was like this would be a great dating website

[Chorus]
Even if your moving soon
You can still get your grooving on
Up until your gone you could be using Moving-Soon.com
Make your departure amazing and great
With a temporary partner, a makeshift mate
Moving-Soon.com dating with an expiration date

[Verse 2]
Now that's Moving-Soon with a "hyphen"
Moving-hyphen-soon dot com
A guy in Connecticut named Chuck Scott
Owns the un-hyphenated version and he told me
He would only sell it for, quote: "a high end luxury SUV" (nah)
I like that dash, it's like a reminder not to let
Your hopes get bashed to bits
Even though you're gonna dash and split
You don't throw your love-life in the trash and quit
The truth is: knowing that it's only going to last a bit
Can make a love-affair even more passionate
And even if you are not re-locating and you just want
A low-key steelo of dating, you're still welcome to participate
Like how non-jews can use Jdate
[Chorus]
Even if your scouching soon
You can still get your smoothing on
Up until the minute your gone
You could be using moving-soon.com

[Verse 3]
Start embracing your fate, get your profile active
Plus a pack of profile actics
Why be patient and wait 'till you skate out of state?
Moving-Soon.com dating with an expiration date
Better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all
And parting at such sweet sorrow
So let's ball in the back of my U-Hall
For that fun sexy emotionally moving experience
Before your moving experience, try Moving-Soon.com
With a hyphen!