[Intro: Erik Chandler, Jaret Reddick & Gary Wiseman]
(What are you doing?)
(You've fallen apart the last 20 seconds)
Well, I just was...

[Verse 1]
She slams the front door cause she knows that I can't stand it
Gives me the finger cause she knows I'm wrapped around it
She calls me sweetheart cause she knows it makes me weak
She stepped in dog poo and I'm still kissing her feet

[Chorus]
Can you believe how this girl treats me like a king?
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home
I hope that she'll marry me
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health
And now I'm scaring myself

[Verse 2]
The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it
That's why she always insists that I go on it
She told her friends that I need therapy, yeah
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy
[Chorus]
Can you believe how this girl treats me like a king?
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home
I hope that she'll marry me
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health
And now I'm scaring myself

[Bridge]
I'm waking up
I'm getting out
I'm waking up
I'm getting out
I'm waking up
I'm getting out
I'm waking up
I'm getting out
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health

[Chorus]
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home
I hope that she'll marry me
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health
And now I'm really scaring myself