[Verse 1]
Call yourself friend, and look me in the eye
I'll unstrap my knees and I'll apologise

[Chorus]
'Cos I'm, Left Hand Luke and the beggar boys
Oh, yes we are

[Verse 2]
Ain't no neighbours, upon our hill
'Cept slight thigh Be-bop and old gumbo Jill

[Chorus]
But I'm, Left Hand Luke and the beggar boys
Oh, yes we are

[Verse 3]
Ain't nobody's someone
And it hurts deep inside
Just call us taxi mama and we'll take you for a ride

[Chorus]
'Cos we're, Left Hand Luke and the beggar boys
Oh, yes we are, wow!

[Bridge]
Left hand luke and the beggar boys
Oh, yes we are
[Verse 4]
Myxomatosis is an animal's disease
But I got so shook-up mama that it ate away my knees

[Chorus]
And I'm Left Hand Luke and the beggar boys
Oh, yes we are

[Verse 5]
Ain't had no money lord, but it's plain to see
If you had some silver mister, how much would you pay for me?

[Chorus]
'Cos I'm, Left Hand Luke and the beggar boys
Oh, yes we are

[Verse 1]
If you call yourself friend, and look me in the eye
I'll unstrap my knees and I'll apologise

[Chorus]
'Cos I'm, Left Hand Luke and the beggar boys
Oh, yes we are

[Outro]
No way you're going to fool me baby!
'Cos I'm, Left Hand Luke and the beggar boys
Oh, yes we are
Yeah!
'Cos I'm, Left Hand Luke and the beggar boys
Oh, yes we are
Oooooh