Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night
Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night

I walked into a disco, there was a sister
Her hair was curly and black
But fate stepped between us
Pulled my fist and looked back, and said

Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night
Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night

I seen six martinis and a tequila sunrise
Every time I looked I knew
I saw heaven between her eyes
And I just said

Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night
Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night