Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night
Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night

I walked into a disco, there was a sister
Her hair was curly and black
But fate stepped between us
Pulled my fist and looked back, I said

Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night
Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night

I seen six martinis, and a tequila sunrise
But every time I looked, I knew
I saw heaven between her eyes
And I just said

Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night
Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man
On a Saturday night