Jason!

[Verse 1]
Jason B. Sad was a lonely lad
His head was a bed for everyone
His clothes were his life
But his heart was a knife
Inscribed upon it was "rock 'n' roll is cruel"

[Chorus]
Take me to school, boy
Leave me alone, boy
Slice me a bone of the Universe
Take me to school, boy
Leave me alone, boy
Slice me a bone of the Universe

[Verse 2]
Jason got weird and he pierced his ears
A gypsy alone in his gallantry
He met Shaky Sue, who wore only blue
And they shared in their teenage misery

[Chorus]
Take me to school, boy
Leave me alone, boy
Slice me a bone of the universe
Take me to school, boy
Leave me alone, boy
Slice me a bone of the universe
[Guitar solo]
Here comes

[Chorus]
Take me to school, boy
Leave me alone, boy
Slice me a bone of the universe
Take me to school, boy
Leave me alone, boy
Slice me a bone of the universe

[Verse 3]
Then Jason read books and wore hard looks
He swapped Blue Sue for an artisan
His winters were long and a fantastic song
Grew from his head like a marigold

[Chorus]
Take me to school, boy
Leave me alone, boy
Slice me a bone of the universe
Take me to school, boy
Leave me alone, boy
Slice me a bone of the universe
Take me to school, boy
Leave me alone, boy
Slice me a bone of the universe
Jason!