[Verse 1]
Tiger Tim, the tightrope walker
Tried to steal the drag queen's daughter
Babe, I do mean babe

[Verse 2]
Menace lurks in houses only
Where the hearts are fat and bony
Babe, I do mean babe

[Verse 3]
Golden risks and folly's rainbows
Down the drain where all the time goes
Babe, I do mean babe

[Verse 4]
Frozen Joe, the ballet boxer
Chromed his toes to get his rocks off
Babe, I do mean babe

[Verse 5]
All the rats and all the peacocks
Built a ship and flew to Venus
Babe, I do mean babe

[Verse 6]
Pain is meat and meat is people
Your head's a house your soul's the steeple
Babe, I do mean babe
[Verse 7]
Painted toes and purple earlobes
Life's a gas, but it's such a scene though
Babe, I do mean babe
(Shake it)

[Outro]
I do mean babe
I could t-tell you something
I could t-tell you something
Babe, I do mean babe