[Intro]
We're the leopards
We're the leopards
We're the leopards

[Verse 1]
The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain
(We're the leopards)
King Kong built a car inside his brain
(We're the leopards)
You tell me who's the sexiest bud why, it's

[Chorus]
Gardenia & the Mighty Slug
We're the leopards

[Verse 2]
Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path
(We're the leopards)
Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me
(We're the leopards)
I have never seen a freak look as weird as you, ‘cept for

[Chorus]
Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We're the leopards
[Verse 3]
Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain
(We're the leopards)
Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain
(We're the leopards)
I'll just tell you boy we're mean and we're tough, just like

[Chorus]
Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We're the leopards

[Post-Chorus]
I know that we know that he know it's wrong
(We're the leopards)
To spend your life inside a song
(We're the leopards)

[Pre-Chorus]
Greasy Gert tried it and she licked it too, just like

[Chorus]
Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We're the leopards

[Verse 4]
Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee
(We're the leopards)
And like a fool he promised it all to me
(We're the leopards)
But I'm young and built of steel
[Chorus/Outro]
Just like, Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
Just like, Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
Just like, Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We're the leopards
We're the leopards
We're the leopards