[Intro]
Oh (yeah)

[Verse 1]
Basil Dazzle and her dissolving city
Stella Gazelle and the distraction I bought her

[Chorus]
I wonder why, oh why

[Verse 2]
Debra Zebra and the disgusting, gawk
Malice to Pallas at the all-night palace with Alice

[Chorus]
And I wonder why, I wonder why

[Verse 3]
Metal Guru's in the loo with my glue, yeah
Telegram Sam bought some land in Milan

[Chorus]
I wonder why I wonder why

[Verse 4]
Thin faced Sally skinned a cat in my alley
Dawn sunstorm minister of doom, in your tomb
I wonder why
[Chorus]
Lord I wonder why
I wonder why