X-Cops
Zipper Pig
[Intro, spoken:]
"Car 69, please respond as backup. Location: 2010 Chamberlayne. Potential meth amphetamine lab. Suspects considered armed and dangerous"
"10-4"

[Chorus]
Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, ohh
Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, ohh

[Verse 1]
Got the call at 3:33
Arrived at the scene
It was a masonic conspiracy
You don't know what I mean
Crystal meth lab raid
Was the scene of my shame
All my skin was burned away
Now you know my name

[Chorus]
Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, ohh
Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, ohh

[Verse 2]
All their planted evidence
Was all around me
Exploded in my face
Hot as 33 degrees!
Bad Mason, Bad Cop
I was really mean
All my skin was burned away
No time to scream
I was once a human being
Just like you or you
Now I'm just a drippy mess
My face is made to goo
I want vengeance on the ones
Who burned me black and blue
But I don't know where to get them
I guess you'll have to do
[Chorus]
Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, ohh
Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, ohh
Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, ohh
Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, Zipper Pig, ohh
Ahh!