(Pun snoring on a plane)

[Female Flight Attendant]
Sir, can you wake up please?
Sir, you're disturbing the other passengers sir
Sir, can you wake up please?
Sir please, wake up
Sir

(Pun wakes up, coughs, farts, then burps)

[Different Female Flight Attendant over speaker]
Attention passengers, this is your stewardess Edie Chacone
On flight 560
We will be reaching our destination point of San Juan, Puerto Rico within the next 5 minutes
Please fasten your seat belts and have your seats in an upright position
Thank you for flying Air Goya