Jerry Bock
Sounds While Selling
[WOMAN]
I would like to see a...

[KODALY]
...face like yours...

[2nd WOMAN]
...cracked...

[SIPOS]
...but we carry...

[1st WOMAN]
Do you have a cream for...

[2nd WOMAN]
...cherry red...

[3rd WOMAN]
...skin?

[KODALY]
Oh, I see what you mean!

[GEORG]
You will look enchanting...
[3rd WOMAN]
...dried...

[1st WOMAN]
...lips...

[KODALY]
...glamorous as Garbo...

[SIPOS]
...big...

[GEORG]
...mouth...

[KODALY]
I would recommend a...

[SIPOS]
...bath...

[GEORG]
...today

[2nd WOMAN]
On sale, did you say?
[GEORG]
Put a little lipstick...

[KODALY]
...on your nose...

[SIPOS]
...twice

[3rd WOMAN]
Morning and evening

[1st WOMAN]
And a little brush for...

[2nd WOMAN]
...combing my...

[GEORG]
...teeth!

[KODALY]
...absolutely!

[WOMEN]
Wrap it up and send it! Thank you so much!
[GEORG, KODALY & SIPOS]
Is there something else before you go?

[WOMEN]
Yes...[2nd WOMAN]
What have I forgotten?
I know there was something else
What could it be?
Something unimportant
Something for my husband
Really doesn't matter
Let's get back to me! 
 
[3rd WOMAN]
What have I forgotten?
I know there was something else
What could it be?
Something unimportant
Something for my husband
Doesn't matter
Let's get back to me! 
 
 
 
 
 
[1st WOMAN:]
There is something I've forgotten
I remember it was something
For my husband
Might as well get back to me![1st WOMAN]
I could also use a...

[3rd WOMAN]
...bottle of...

[2nd WOMAN
...hair

[GEORG]
We have a splendid...

[KODALY:
Here's an inexpensive perfume called...

[SIPOS]
...rat

[2nd WOMAN]
I've never used one

[GEORG]
If you want to clip your...

[KODALY]
...earlobes...

[SIPOS]
You may want to dye your...

[GEORG]
...hangnails...

[KODALY]
Dab a little on your...

[SIPOS]
...husband's face

[WOMEN]
Won't he be surprised!

[1st WOMAN]
I would like an eyebrow...

[3rd WOMAN]
...under my...

[2nd WOMAN]
...chin

[1st WOMAN]
There's an idea...

[KODALY]
Madam, I am filled with...

[GEORG]
...very soft...

[SIPOS]
...soap

[WOMEN]
That should do it
Wrap it up and charge it! Thank you so much!

[CLERKS]
Always such a pleasure

[ALL]
Seeing you!

[CLERKS AND MISS RITTER]
Thank you, madam
Please call again
Do call again
Madam