Jerry Bock
Sounds While Selling
[WOMAN]
I would like to see a...
[KODALY]
...face like yours...
[2nd WOMAN]
...cracked...
[SIPOS]
...but we carry...
[1st WOMAN]
Do you have a cream for...
[2nd WOMAN]
...cherry red...
[3rd WOMAN]
...skin?
[KODALY]
Oh, I see what you mean!
[GEORG]
You will look enchanting...
[3rd WOMAN]
...dried...
[1st WOMAN]
...lips...
[KODALY]
...glamorous as Garbo...
[SIPOS]
...big...
[GEORG]
...mouth...
[KODALY]
I would recommend a...
[SIPOS]
...bath...
[GEORG]
...today
[2nd WOMAN]
On sale, did you say?
[GEORG]
Put a little lipstick...
[KODALY]
...on your nose...
[SIPOS]
...twice
[3rd WOMAN]
Morning and evening
[1st WOMAN]
And a little brush for...
[2nd WOMAN]
...combing my...
[GEORG]
...teeth!
[KODALY]
...absolutely!
[WOMEN]
Wrap it up and send it! Thank you so much!
[GEORG, KODALY & SIPOS]
Is there something else before you go?
[WOMEN]
Yes...[2nd WOMAN]
What have I forgotten?
I know there was something else
What could it be?
Something unimportant
Something for my husband
Really doesn't matter
Let's get back to me!
[3rd WOMAN]
What have I forgotten?
I know there was something else
What could it be?
Something unimportant
Something for my husband
Doesn't matter
Let's get back to me!
[1st WOMAN:]
There is something I've forgotten
I remember it was something
For my husband
Might as well get back to me![1st WOMAN]
I could also use a...
[3rd WOMAN]
...bottle of...
[2nd WOMAN
...hair
[GEORG]
We have a splendid...
[KODALY:
Here's an inexpensive perfume called...
[SIPOS]
...rat
[2nd WOMAN]
I've never used one
[GEORG]
If you want to clip your...
[KODALY]
...earlobes...
[SIPOS]
You may want to dye your...
[GEORG]
...hangnails...
[KODALY]
Dab a little on your...
[SIPOS]
...husband's face
[WOMEN]
Won't he be surprised!
[1st WOMAN]
I would like an eyebrow...
[3rd WOMAN]
...under my...
[2nd WOMAN]
...chin
[1st WOMAN]
There's an idea...
[KODALY]
Madam, I am filled with...
[GEORG]
...very soft...
[SIPOS]
...soap
[WOMEN]
That should do it
Wrap it up and charge it! Thank you so much!
[CLERKS]
Always such a pleasure
[ALL]
Seeing you!
[CLERKS AND MISS RITTER]
Thank you, madam
Please call again
Do call again
Madam