[RANDY] We are back with my guest, a woman who sells more fiction J.K. Rowling, Kellyanne Conartist Conway. Kellyanne Conway. Sorry, I always do that. Um, Kellyanne, we are weeks into Donald Trump's presidency and already he is firing everyone who doesn't agree with him. Now, didn't these people take an oath to defend the constitution and not pander to the whim of an arrogant demagogic man-baby whose only true loyalty is to himself? ...I'm asking for a friend
[KELLYANNE CONWAY] Every president has the right, really has the right, to surround himself with a team who's going to work with him. He is calling for extreme vetting from seven countries that President Obama first identified. I bet there was very little coverage. I bet, I bet it's brand new information to people that President Obama had a six-month ban on the Iraqi refugee program after two Iraqis came here and were radicalized and they were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green Massacre
[RANDY] Well, I think that's new information because, you know, it never f*****g happened
[CONWAY] You can't just look at what's happened. This man ran on a stronger and safer United States of America and, more important, just as...
[RANDY] Fact-checker, fact-checker
Find me some facts
I can't keep up
I can't relax
I thought that facts fictionalize
Were called something else, like lies
You be the sleuth
So many tweets
So little truth
Help me keep track because they seem to be
What's up with Kellyanne Conway?
In what alternate world does she live?
She acts more self-righteous than Kanye
And all of her facts are alternative