[Intro: Flo Milli & Topol]
If I were a rich man
Ya-ba-didda-didda-bibba-bibba-didda-didda-dum
All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum
If I were a wealthy man (Whoa, Kenny)
Flo Milli shit (If I was a rich man)

[Verse 1: Flo Milli]
I'd drop my nuts on a hater (I did), huh
Fuckin' these hoes, I'm a player (Yeah, yeah)
VVS chains, watches and rings
Blowin' that kush on a acre (Hello? Ri-ri-rich man)
Bankroll for these stank hoes (What?)
Four days in the same clothes (Fuck it)
Push-ups just to get swole (Damn)
All of my bitches got white toes (If I was a rich man)
Do what the fuck I want
Hit it then leave her alone (I'm gone)
Cartier my cologne (Yeah)
Hit up the country club with my bros (My bros, ri-ri-rich man)
Stupid shit, it's just a double standard
I made my own lane and I took advantage (Flo Milli shit)
You can't hate on pussy if it rule the planet (Yeah, yeah)
I just came in the game and I'm doin' damage (If I was a rich man)

[Interlude: Flo Milli]
Yeah, stupid-ass n***a talkin' 'bout this and talkin' 'bout that
I got my own money, I don't need your shit (If I was a rich man)
And I'm a rich bitch
With rich bitch tendencies, n***a
Fuck is you talkin' 'bout, ho? (Flo Milli shit)
Yeah, yeah (If I was a rich man)
[Verse 2: Flo Milli]
They never should've fucked up and gave me money (Haha)
Came straight out of 'Bama, now ain't shit funny (Lil' bitch)
I swear, all these bitches be makin' me sick (Ew)
Like shit, all that bitch do is eat up some dick (Yeah, ri-ri-rich man)
Yeah, I'm in my prime, though (Ooh)
N***as ain't seein' me like it's a blindfold
I can't let up on no ho (No), get in the booth and go loco (Ooh, damn)
Cash out in London, just take me to SoHo (Now I'm rich, bitch)
Broke boy, keep your distance (Ew, bye)
He know he can't hit this (Ooh)
'Cause this pussy expensive (Money)
Coupe got a roof but it's missin'
Stupid shit, it's just a double standard
I made my own lane and I took advantage (Yeah)
You can't hate on pussy if it rule the planet (It do)
I just came in the game and I'm doin' damage (If I was a rich man)

[Outro: Flo Milli & Topol]
Yeah, pussy-ass n***as thought I was sweet
N***as thought I was green
Bitch, I just dropped a hundred fifty thousand dollar car to y'all pussy-ass bitches (Now I'm rich, bitch)
Y'all can do all this but want bitches to motherfuckin' be wifey and shit
I can fuck who I want (If I was a rich man)
Pussy, ain't nobody your mothafuckin' bitch
You my bitch, ho
(Ri-ri-rich bitch)
And I'm a rich bitch
With rich bitch tendencies, n***a
Fuck is you talkin' 'bout, ho?
Flo Milli shit
(Ri-ri-rich bitch)
If I were a rich man