Jim Johnston
I Don’t Suck (Really)
[Intro: Kurt Angle]
Whoa! Before you get started…
I have something to say!

[Hook: Kurt Angle]
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!

[Verse 1: Kurt Angle]
I know one look is depressing to see
'Cause you know you can't be better than me!
Start at the bottom, and long for the top
I'll always be here to make your dream stop!
I've got it all, from head to toe
Looks, brains, class - you'll never know!
Second place is the best you'll ever do!
Be happy with that before I do worse to you!

[Hook: Kurt Angle]
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
[Verse 2: Kurt Angle]
Envious eyes just stare at my gold!
My life is on fire, and you're ice cold!
What could you do that would EVER scare me?
All of you out there: I'm a dog, you're a flea!
Anything you can do, I can do better!
Even when I rap, I rap more better!
It's like this body when wrapped in leather
Perfection, and it gets no better!
I rap like I wrestle, envy of others
The ONLY white rapper in tune with the brothers
(Hello Johnny!) All eyes on me, and if I was you
Best believe, I'd keep my eyes on me!
Two-hundred plus pounds, of a body splendid
Braggadocious, OH so ferocious, focused!
History suspended, skills uncontendable
Live at the top - attributes won't stop (Stop)
Mastered the ring and the mic alike
Eloquent with words, while I move catlike
Hot, oh, I can't be stopped!
And now rap meets rock
And it's time that you drop! (Drop!)

[Hook: Kurt Angle]
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't - Suck!
I Don't…